Goings on in a girl's school

SUMMER EXAMS!

Tue, 30 May 2006 20:39:58 +0200

It's summer again! (well no 1 told the weather that) everyone is thinking sunshine, ice cream, sunbathing and exotic holidays right? WRONG! We still have to struggle through and entire week of exams in a hot and stuffy classroom!
To survive exams -
get together with a mate in the hols to go over everything you dont know (in my case everything!)
give yourself breaks during revising sessions so it's not all one big chore (even thought it is anyway)
plan something good @ the end so you have the idea of something fun to look forward to all the way through. me + some m8s have planned a group outing 2 the seaside the weekend after exams. it's also something to plan during unbearable long revision sessions
if you have any other tips for exam sufferers like everyone in my prison, i meen fine institute *cough cough, then please feel free to post them.

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Chewing gum don't!

Sun, 14 May 2006 17:16:57 +0200

On the coach coming back from the worst geography field trip ever - wet, long, dangerous - two girls (that completely think they're it, but the less said about that the better)chewed some chewing gum then swapped it with each other! EEEEWWWWWW! There are so many lezzie rumours going round about my school and this chewing gum incident does nothing to stop them.

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Tips and Tricks, teachers - do not read!

Sun, 14 May 2006 07:33:33 +0200

OK
these are some things that i know i have done and have worked very well! So being the kind person i am i have decided to share my wisdom with others (and possibly put teachers off teaching).

- Humming : get people from random places in the class to hum quietly. this will not only annoy the teacher but she won't know where it's coming from! Double comedy value.
N.B Make sure you know which teachers will or will not figure it out and hum quietly at all times

- Swaying : Get everybody to sway in the same direction very gently. you will probably con your teacher into believing there is something very wrong with her eyes

- Desk moving : every time your teacher turns around then move you desks very slightly backwards. repeat going forwards when no more room in classroom. again you teacher will be very puzzled.

- Mice : someone in the class shouts OMG IT'S A MOUSE! suddenly all hell lets lose and chances are there will not be peace until the bell goes.

- Register : there are many different ways in which to answer the register - very fast, very slow, getting louder, getting quieter, in an accent, taking a breath between each word etc. all of which prove funny

- Hands : plan before hand. either - none of you raise your hands ever in the lesson or you all raise them but mysteriously forget what you were going to say. hilarious too. if asked simply say you don't know.

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Just to say 'hi'

Sat, 13 May 2006 13:46:53 +0200

hi my georgeous people!
i, unfortunately, attend and all girls, private school. even more unfortunately it is a life sentence. as i usually do, as i am a genious, i have decided to make the best of a bad situation by writing about everything here. this is to warn those potential prisoners and , for those of you with no life, to pass by saturday evenings.

~~julia~~,julzxx

tHiNk

p.s. in our classroom there are wooden floor boards. there's a gap between two + i was bord so i started digging it up. i found a 1/2 penny in it. just shows how ancient my prison is.

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